Virtual High Tea Coffee n Cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat

"Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat", is the name of INWIRA's YOUTUBE CHANNEL...

Joe Bloggs to his friend: "You should see this YouTube channel video about some womans clarinet practice.
Joe bloggs friend: "What's it called; the channel?"
Joe bloggs: "Virtual High Tea coffee n cakes and a bit of Clarinet Chit Chat".
Joe Bloggs friend: "Cool."

by Usebleach January 17, 2021

Byker Teacake

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.

"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."

by juicy jess October 12, 2011

teacake

The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.

If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.

When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.


It doesn't have currents*!

(not if tha's from Barnsley)

In a bakery :-

You: Cheese sandwhich please.

Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.

You: Teacake please.

by ajt the 22nd June 20, 2005

Teacake

sumthin brown and buttery or sumone who is round and yum

wow sarah you look like a teacake!

by Bwfc! August 27, 2005

teacake

Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.

a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!

Can I have a Bacon Teacake please?

by Tcake January 12, 2011

Teacake

The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit

Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny

Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/

by Alexxxio March 21, 2010

Teacake

To take part in the act of Teacaking.

He Teacaked the picture.

by Chris Wright December 30, 2004