Taylorgate

A soirée appropriately named after watergate because upon reflection, no one really knows what actually went down. The term is contributed to TK

Yo there’s a taylorgate tonight, you coming?

by timesnewroman January 5, 2019

Tayloring

The act of going farther than stalking and or creeping.

Dude, cutest guy at the movies. I couldnt help but start Tayloring him.

by SherlockHolmes006 June 5, 2010

taylormade

Company that makes golf products. Best club out for the company is the r580XD the biggest driver approved by the pga.
1/2005

man:i need a new driver any suggestions?
man2: Taylormade r580XD but it costs 300$
man: Okay

by Ali G's Main man Alex April 28, 2006

Tayloring

Being a clueless beard who gradually mutilates the genitals of their gay partner. Derived from Taylor McKessie, a secondary character in the High School Musical film franchise who is dating a character, Chad, who – in deleted scenes – is shown to have suppressed feelings of homosexuality. Taylor's vagina was barbed and thus shredded Chad's penis every time that the two partook in sexual intercourse.

"You are Tayloring that poor gay boy" or "You are destroying the gay-straight alliance here at our school you fuckin' Taylor"

by Anti-Chad-ed December 18, 2018

Tayloring

The act of stitching up one's female genitalia, followed by the systematic butchering of said stitches in a decidedly un-Saville Row fashion using one's man-pork..

Jamie had a quiet thursday....lunch was followed by the tayloring of a helpless wench.

by crt1979 October 25, 2009

Tayloring

When someone is thrid wheeling

Cate, Tanner, Courtney and Jacob were on a double date and Taylor showed up. "Jez she tayloring hard"

by Jerimaha February 10, 2017

taylorgasm

The intense, sexual pleasure one receives when they have thoughts, read articles, talk, or see images of the teen celebrity Taylor Lautner who stars in the hit movie Twilight as Jacob Black.

As a noun:
When I see New Moon in November I am guaranteed to taylorgasm.

As a verb:
Yesterday I saw pictures of Taylor shirtless and instantly taylorgasmed.

by alisssssa91 January 25, 2009