Textration

The feeling of frustration one gets when they are texting someone and the other person doesn't reply fast enough. Often occurs after more than five to ten minutes of waiting for their reply

Common situation of textration:

(Over text)

Guy: "Hey whats up?"

Girl: "Hey nothing really, you?"

Guy: "Just got home. Wanna hang out later?"

Girl: "Yeah sure, when?"

Guy: "Around 5? Is that good?"

(After 30 minutes of waiting for the reply, the frustration has set in)

(Thinking) Guy: "Come on answer back.."

10 more minutes

Girl: "Sure, 5 o'clock is good."

(Thinking) Guy: "FINALLY!!"

by jackjack8563 February 19, 2010

Nigger Taxation

The costs required to leave places (cities, towns, neighborhoods) that have become overrun with diversity, specifically occupied by primitive undesirables who migrate to the next closest white spaces on the decline. This forces whites to leave for other areas not easily afforded by undesirables and to reestablish safe communities that have order, structure and social cohesion.

Linda was dissatisfied with the decline of cleanliness and safety in her long time place of residence and was forced with making the decision to leave her home and all she knew to start a new in the nicer town 20 miles out. This wasn't cheap, this new place Linda relocated to was expensive, however, thankfully no undesirables would be able to afford this Nigger Taxation Linda paid to be around safe whites.

by especially cared for August 15, 2019

Poundin that ass for taxation

Having hard-core sex until the girl is "taxed".

I'm poundin that ass for taxation tonight. She isn't gonna be able to walk straight for weeks.

by Drics April 19, 2010

Taxation without Representation

Friends with benefits, NSA sexual encounters

-Yo you smash that last night son?
-Yea, best part is she wants some taxation without representation.
-Niceeeee

by jobrien53 September 9, 2009

Taxation without penetration

Taking gas and beer money from your girlfriend so you can drink and drive to another bitch's house because you can't stand your girlfriend's stale pussy anymore.

My girlfriend can't vote against taxation without penetration because my house isn't a ho democracy.

by JoeyMaximus February 25, 2003

Premature Tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.

I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!

by Mortgage Commitments April 13, 2011

Tapulation

Noun. The act of repeated, continuous or omnipresent tapping. 'Tapping' is a term which takes on extra meaning in a game of Magic^TM: the Gathering, which is to place something in the state of tapped.

My deck "Lockdown" uses total tapulation to pwn you. ( see pwn )

by Horseshoe_Hermit May 13, 2005