taliban

is a person that wears a head rap.

The person who blew up the plane was a taliban.

by Jasmine May 13, 2005

taliban

Illiterate, ignorant, misogynistic Islamic fundamentalists noted for their hatred of just about everything and love of goats and beardless youth.

It is strongly suspected that their hatred of women is rooted in their growing up in the madrassas, where they had no female contact whatsoever while being brainwashed by mullahs who would sodomize them while screaming "Allahu Akbar!".

Once they were able to grow beards, they took out their anger on women and continued the proud tradition of Islamic man-on-boy love. In their minds, it's not as sin as long as they are the givers.

"Look at that Taliban beating the woman for showing 1/4 inch of skin on her wrist."

"Why are those Taliban rounding of truckloads of little boys?"

"I smell smegma and goat shit...there must be Taliban around here!"

by Professor Vile January 10, 2008

taliban

Street slang for an AK-47 assault rifle.

Homeboy gots couple talibans for sale, y'all.

by Maximus Decimus Meridius June 29, 2005

taliban

extermists that are mostly dead now and are being hunted all the time

muhamed omar is still on the run

by hitler is dead August 15, 2003

taliban

someone who is a mean motherfucker!

he gives nothing for free this Taliban

by drjay_z March 15, 2005

taliban

1. a crazy action or outburst
2. a deadly or dangerous individual or object
3. out of control social gathering

1. My girlfriend just went taliban on me.
2. That weed we smoked was taliban.
3. Hey man that party last night was taliban.

by chandler n April 12, 2008

taliban

Rule forbidding card-counting in casinos.

You won again? No way we pay, you know we have a taliban here!

by Phone Tick November 9, 2003