take a number

useful when someone is complianing about a phenomenon almost every other human in the world has to endure.

A: Ah, man, I hate work!
B: Dude, take a number.

by tiffany October 15, 2004

take a number

The question of taking a number usually arises during sexual intercourse between two or more people(men & women).

Various numbers can be taken depending on the preference and the number of people taking part.

Some of the famous numbers being 99, 69, 669, 999 etc.

Guy#1:Take a number dude.
Guy#2:I want to flaunt a rosebud during the upcoming orgy, so lets go 99.

by HerpesMonger October 12, 2004

take a number

the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.

means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.

short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"

Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."

by houdini October 14, 2004

take a number

What is said when you need something from someone that is very busy with more important issues than your own.

Darrell: "Jaret, I can't get my test stand running"
Jaret: "I've got so much stuff to do, you'll have to take a number"

by Jaret October 12, 2004

take a number

1. to wait in line
2. to jot down a girl's number
3. to steal a math book

"Yo, take a number, foo, can't you sees that I'm busy?"
"Hey, did you take a number from her?"
"The only reason I went to class was to take a number"

by Peon October 12, 2004

take a number

bitch wait you mothafuckin turn

get off my nuts, i know you wanna get wit me ho.. take a numba

by cutter October 13, 2004

take a number

Derived from the meat counter at your local grocery. You're wating for your meat? Take a number and shut the heck up. Can now be used to shut someone up who is complaining about anything, or wanting to discuss something with you that perhaps you want to brush off.

"You want to talk to me about how I ran over your cat? Take a number"

"What, teacher? My homework is late? You want to discuss my grades? Take a number"

"you want to take me out to dinner? Dude, take a number"

by nycbuckeye October 14, 2004