take a number

the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.

means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.

short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"

Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."

by houdini October 14, 2004

bruhn-baller

A man who believes their sole purpose in life is to give sensual and sexual pleasure to large red-headed women.

See that carrot-top over there. Scottie knows that girl, he's nothing but a bruhn-baller.

by houdini April 08, 2004

f.t.b

some one who looks hot, From.The.Back, but when they turn around its a different story...

Oo, an f.t.b!

by houdini July 14, 2003

Rish Desai

Wannabe cool person, especially an Indian that uses phrases like "what up brotha" and "shit dude...that's crazy". Also, prerequisite of liking curry.

I was at lunch sittin next to this kid. He's all like, "What up dude?"..."Damn, I'm tired of this shit" I was like, damn, what a Rish.

by Houdini May 14, 2004