take a number

the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.

means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.

short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"

Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."

by houdini October 14, 2004

f.t.b

some one who looks hot, From.The.Back, but when they turn around its a different story...

Oo, an f.t.b!

by houdini July 14, 2003

bruhn-baller

A man who believes their sole purpose in life is to give sensual and sexual pleasure to large red-headed women.

See that carrot-top over there. Scottie knows that girl, he's nothing but a bruhn-baller.

by houdini April 08, 2004

Rish Desai

Wannabe cool person, especially an Indian that uses phrases like "what up brotha" and "shit dude...that's crazy". Also, prerequisite of liking curry.

I was at lunch sittin next to this kid. He's all like, "What up dude?"..."Damn, I'm tired of this shit" I was like, damn, what a Rish.

by Houdini May 13, 2004