Tamorery

A confusing situation which can be due to a trick.

"There are no more cutleries? What a tamorery!"

by Tamor December 7, 2021

Brandy Talore

A very hot pornstar with ridiculously large tits (36DDD to be exact). She has a "girl next door" look and fucks like a champ. She has some baby fat around her stomach area which she always has covered up in her scenes but most guys would still give anything to have sex with her.

Spraying my load all over Brandy Talore's DDD's would be so much fun.

by gigs1777 April 20, 2009

TacoBellumpkin

The least desireable form of a blumpkin (as if any are particularly desireable) for the giver --- That which takes place after an especially large amount of Taco Bell has been consumed by the blumpkin-receiver

During a particularly rancid TacoBellumpkin, she received a splash of partially-digested Chalupa right in the face.

by bonehead15 January 21, 2011

Joe Tacopenis

Trump’s rude and incompetent attorney, who personifies the term, ‘Dick’.

There he goes again, Joe Tacopenis is once again lying fort Diaper Donald Trump.

by LaughingAloud May 8, 2023

tanorexic

A pun that combines the disorder of anorexia with tanning. Is used to describe people, usually white women and teen girls, who are very tan/dark in skin tone. Tanorexics are more specifically women who purposely get tan by either sunbathing frequently or by a fake bake. It was suggested that, like anorexics, they have an addiction to tanning and won't stop no matter how dark they get. Hence, the term tanorexic.

Christina Aguilera was a full-blown tanorexic; Lindsay Lohan is borderline tanorexic.

by isay'uh'toomuch October 28, 2004

tanorexic

Also called sun worshippers. They see a very pasty pale person when they stare into the mirror. A person who has an obsession with tanning. Not limited to any sex or race, they are predominantly white females. Tanorexics missed the memo that said that too much sunlight, specifically UV rays, is a leading cause of skin cancer, almost as bad as smoking cigarettes like a chimney which many tanorexics indulge in also. Tanorexics can easily be identified as having skin a sickly brown color, taking on a certain shade of poop the darker they get. This skin is many times darker than their sun bleached hair. A tanorexic thinks that dark skin makes them desirable and sexy. If a tanorexic tans many years, their skin takes on a leathery appearance and will form creases and folds, especially on the face, making one look older than their actual age, and possibly uglier than they would have been otherwise. They also keep the cost of insurance rising due to their frequency of skin cancer breakout. The common personality traits of a tanorexic are: sel-absorbtion, dimb-wittedness, and in defiance of common logic about the harmful affects of radiation. They tend to have a large majority of population incidence of skin cancer. The common types of tanorexics include: vain teenage girls, the party girls, the trophy wives (otherwise known as the rich bitches who don't have to work because their husband is a doctor/lawyer/corporate executive), the wrinkled old dark bitches who still think they look good( they fit in the previous category as well).

That wrinkled old tanorexic needs to go indoors and hide her ugly self.

Tanorexics like to sip martinis by the pool side.

by TheAnnihilator October 29, 2006

tanorexic

A person addicted to tanning; the disorder in which people may feel that they NEED to be tan.

Much like anorexia (the root word) tanorexic people are both mentally and physically addicted to tanning.

Physical addiction: UVA rays can give the feeling of euphoria or a natural "high" similar to the euphoric feeling experienced after exercising.

"I love tanning; could I be a tanorexic?"

by Amanda Lynn B May 24, 2006