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"What is the Triple P Enzyme"
It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal waste, the doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from long vigorous testing, women try to persuade men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.
The proof is in the pudding......👨🏻 🔬
"What is the Triple P Enzyme"
It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal waste, the doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from long vigorous testing, women try to persuade men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.
The proof is in the pudding......👨🏻 🔬
If Becky didn't have kids I'd eat her ass, because girls don't poop, but because she's a mom that means she poops now.
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Get the Guys I can’t stop pooping mug.Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
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Get the can't toot for pootin' mug.Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
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Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?
Is rooted in the story of my friend's brother who worked at the YMCA, and had to deal with a person who was outraged at the fact that they made him leave the pool early, so that a group of mentally disabled people could swim. A person with down-syndrome was seen pointing at the man and laughing, "You don't get to swim in the pool!!." Now how do you react when A person with Down-syndrome is making fun of YOU?
"I wanted to see what would happen if I tied steaks to my nuts and ran in front of a feral dog."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."
"You do not get to swim in the pool."
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