Smelly Sylvian

The act of befouling high-brow or pretentious works of art with a previously worn butt-plug while ‘Methods of Dance’ plays in the background on loop

“Mrs Blennerhasset, if you put The Unicorn in before we go to The Tate, you might be able to stealthily execute a Smelly Sylvian before lunch”

by Nayyyyyy! August 29, 2021

Sylvia

A Sylvia has a great sense of humor and is probably the funniest person you know. Sylvia’s are often very beautiful, no matter how many times they deny it. They have many secret talents, including painting. Sylvia’s are also amazing singers but afraid to show the world their voice. A Sylvia is athletic, but won’t be taking up more than 2 sports at a time. Sylvia’s make great best friends and will never judge you and will always be there. A Sylvia is a great person to vent to, and they don’t try, but Sylvia’s talk so much that you have to be careful what secrets you tell them. But don’t worry, if it is a very important and personal thing, a Sylvia will know not to share. Sylvia’s are also very smart, but tend not to try (or turn their work in). Sylvias are the best people to turn to if you’re sad, as they always know what to say. They offer great comfort. You can never stay mad at a Sylvia for more a minute. And a bonus: Sylvia’s give great hugs. You are so very lucky if you have a Sylvia.

I was so sad last night, but then I talked to Sylvia and I felt better right away!
Yeah, she has that affect on people

Guy 1: Damnnn Sylvia is so hot
Guy 2: I know! How can she not see it?
Guy 1: Oh shit she’s looking at me
Guy 2: play it cool man
Guy 3: She’s so sexy and kind.. no wonder her name is sylvia
Guy 1: Hey back off she’s mine

by dancer11667 June 11, 2019

Sylvana

Beautiful, independent. Will be the best friend a person could ask for.

Wow, sylvana is amazing.

by Mrstinkles December 21, 2016

Sylvia

Sylvia is a originally Italian, defined as a beautiful silver flower, usually given to people who radiate with beauty.
An incredible woman with a unique beauty who is at her best when she smiles.

She is just like life, she is full of surprises.

Sylvia's are small guitars in India and they refer the shape of a humans body too.

She loves to laugh and have fun and achieves her goals no matter what anybody says or do to try to stop her.

Dope Boyfriend and people admire him. She only cares about him. Sylvia is so lucky.

by Prophet Taî March 8, 2017

sylviana

She is the most hostess girl around with a great sense of humor wonderful personality and can brighten anyone's day just by looking at her

Wow Sylviana your personality is the best

by My name is kid March 22, 2017

Sylvia

A beautiful woman, She has beautiful brown eyes, nice pink lips, long brown hair and has a warm sweet personality. She never leaves her man no matter what. I bet the guy she likes now is one of the luckiest guys ever! Perfect wife material. Her eyes sparkle when she's around and guys absolutely fall head over knees for her.

1-She's gorgeous!
2- Yeah!
3- Sylvia is godly beautiful

by Nolandefrgthynj October 11, 2017

Sylvia

1) Sylvia: A female name which means "from the forest".

2) An incredible woman with a unique beauty who is at her best when she smiles. A Sylvia can be a bit of a pain sometimes but she is greatly and undoubtedly thoughtful. And just like life, she is full of surprises.

I love a Sylvia

by ACoolBoyfriend September 30, 2013