A type of weapon in which 2 swords are attached by a chain and swung around randomly. Due to this, injuries (and possibly fatalities) are guaranteed to all but the most stalwart of swordchucksmen. For the most part, used by Fighter of 8 Bit Theater, though not even he, with his mastery of the vargus-do style of swordplay, can seem to master it. Either that, or Black Mage always destroys Fighters help source before he can make use of it.
Fighter: Say, if we're quitting, does that mean I can practice at my swordchucks now? Watch!
Red Mage: No, wait, Fighter! Don't!
*SHLOCK*
Red Mage: NooOOOOOO!!!
Red Mage: No, wait, Fighter! Don't!
*SHLOCK*
Red Mage: NooOOOOOO!!!
by Lee Fitzgerald (AKA Loyal2NES) April 22, 2004
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A seemingly impossible combination of sword and nunchuck that must be possible in some respect, considering Fighter sent the plans to himself in the past. Other variations on this exotic weapon include axechucks, bowchucks, and chuckchucks.
A seemingly impossible combination of sword and nunchuck that must be possible in some respect, considering Fighter sent the plans to himself in the past. Other variations on this exotic weapon include axechucks, bowchucks, and chuckchucks.
John twirled the swordchucks in such a poor manner that left him with a bleeding armpit and four less fingers.
by M. I. Orikasa August 27, 2003
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You cant seem to talk, or say a word straight. You cant have a conversation without fucking up a word.....or finding the correct word....sometimes being word fucked is when you say something but a different phrase gets mixed with whut you say, and therefore makes your sentence make no fucking sense.........
>_<: Shit......i went to look for food in the fucking upstairs refridgerator......wait, shit. ahahah, im a little WORDFUCKED
P_P: hey, dont problem.....shit, I GOT WORDFUCKED TOO!!!
P_P: hey, dont problem.....shit, I GOT WORDFUCKED TOO!!!
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Yea I went over there on my lunch break and fucked her for 20 minutes
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Overly bureaucratic or convoluted.
Mean-spirited or difficult for no good reason.
Something that makes so little sense that it isn’t worth any other response.
Overly bureaucratic or convoluted.
Mean-spirited or difficult for no good reason.
Something that makes so little sense that it isn’t worth any other response.
If you think you’re going to have a thoughtful discussion with someone who is toxic, be prepared for epic wordfuckery rather than conversational mindfulness.
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2. (verb) mashing words together in an attempt to sound witty but instead sounding very garbled
2. (verb) mashing words together in an attempt to sound witty but instead sounding very garbled
James -Sometimes I just wish there was somewhere where I could tweet, watch online videos, and add musicians as friends at the same time.
Tad -Oh, you mean like Spacetubester: it's MySpace, YouTube, and Twitter all together.
James -Nah, that's just a wordfuck.
Tad -Oh, you mean like Spacetubester: it's MySpace, YouTube, and Twitter all together.
James -Nah, that's just a wordfuck.
by TheOne.Omni February 16, 2010
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1) That guy is a sporkfucker and has numerous spork children.
2) Magna Kaser is a real sporkfucker because he fucks sporks.
2) Magna Kaser is a real sporkfucker because he fucks sporks.
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