swoggle

swoggle - mix of suck, swallow and gargle. used to represent violent dick sucking, while slobbering all over ones self, and the person being sucked off.

came into existence in UK, 2006, when my mate tried to say "'Person' swallows dick!" but choked on beer, which came back up onto himself, and produced 'swoggle'

is often used by me and mates at work, to take the piss. visual aids are used with it, most common being the action Boss Nas uses in StarWars Ep1, where he shakes his head voilently at Jar Jar Binks and his fat double chin produces waves of fat to move with his mouth

God, Anthony is a cocksmoker, i bet he swoggles chris all night long

How about a swoggle?
You got swoggled last nite didnt ya?

by PoTTer_Uk July 25, 2006

swoggles

Similiar to beer goggles, it is the effect of being around the atrociously ugly people at Swarthmore College. All of a sudden mediocre to ugly people begin to look fuckable.

Are you kidding? That girl is fucking hideous. Take your fucking swoggles off, dipshit.

by Steve, Ekat, and the lovable Abbie Fischer November 13, 2004

Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers

Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!

by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022

horn swaggled

stolen; taken; five finger discounted; or otherwise jacked by a malicious being.

Whoever the hell horn swaggled my Kill Bill movies from the taperoom had better pray to God I don't foopaloop them.

by Nate & Christian June 16, 2005

Snoggledorf

A large fat girl with red hair who sags her jeans below her ass.

Guy 1: Eww!
Guy 2: I know! What a snoggledorf!

by trololoolololololololololololo October 21, 2011

Swoggletron

A swoggletron is a guy who thinks he is better at something than everyone else when in reality he has just read some wikipedia articles and thinks they're an expert while actually being the worst choice for the job.

Person 1 "We need some help with landscaping, got any leads?" Person 2 "what about Phil?" Person 1 "No man Phil is a swoggletron." person 2 "Good point."

by GSudstememeboi June 16, 2018

Swoogled

To get finessed, in a way that you did not receive what you exchanged for in a manner that is so intelligent that you can not stop but admire the amount of work that had gone into it.

I bought this bag of chips but it turned out to be my grandma Margaret! Man I got swoogled so hard.

by T33m0 July 13, 2018