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Swoogled 

To get finessed, in a way that you did not receive what you exchanged for in a manner that is so intelligent that you can not stop but admire the amount of work that had gone into it.
I bought this bag of chips but it turned out to be my grandma Margaret! Man I got swoogled so hard.
Swoogled by T33m0 July 13, 2018
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Swoogless 

When you're NOT Swoog enough to be Swoogish
You swoogless FREAK
Swoogless by SwoogJuice August 30, 2019
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A Scottish word meaning "to shake"
Those little "hex bug" toys shoogled across the ground because they have vibration motors in them.
shoogled by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 18, 2018
shoogled: Meaning one: being drugged against your will by government or cops. Meaning two: Being drugged down by whoever against your will.
I was shoogled last night. Well, atleast you weren't shoogled by a cop.
shoogled by Bryce R. April 29, 2008
Overall "Swift Google" 2 meanings

1) A faster version of Google.
2) A Google that is constantly interrupted by rapper Kanye West
"Swoogle I'm very happy for you and Ima let you finish, but bing has one of the best search engines of all time!"
Swoogle by Dr. Swagavator October 27, 2011

Poon Swoozled 

Preventing a fellow female from getting ass when shes going down the stretch. A person (male/female) can poon swoozle inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or bitch-ism.
I could have totally hooked up with that dude if that cunt hadn't poon swoozled me.
Poon Swoozled by Jesse McCormack October 6, 2008

swoggled 

my goal tonight is to go out and get so swoggled that I......well,i'll let you finish the rest
swoggled by The shit March 10, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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murderhobo 

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