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switch hitter

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.
it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.
by yawn April 14, 2004
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Switch hitter

A lesbian or gay male who is the "guy" in one relationship and can be the "girl" in a different relationship.
I thought Gillian was the girl with Leslie, why is she buying strap on's?

She's the guy with Jen, she's a switch hitter.
by Evilrazor January 2, 2016
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Switch Hitter

When Mexican Americans, Chicanos (or any nationality) owns a "low rider" which operates using hydraulic switches. In Southern California in the 1950s and early '60s, young Chicanos created a car style called "lowrider" that expressed the pride and playfulness of Mexican American culture.
The peak of lowrider culture came in the 1970s on Whittier Boulevard in Los Angeles, a wide commercial street that cut through the barrio of the city. Gliding along Whittier on Saturday nights in the '70s were brightly-painted cars modified by young Mexican American men to ride low to the ground, fitted with special hydraulics to make them bounce up and down!
Hey, look at that badass switch hitter!

I bounced so high in my switch hitter that I squashed my nuts!
I wonder if those switch hitters get tired of bouncing!
by ItsMelanieBihh February 1, 2021
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shitchitter

A person who:
1) chats shit (talks alot about nothing, or starts pointless and irrelavent conversations of vague meaning shit-chit)

2) is renown for their obssesive lying (also refered to as chitshitter - chat-shitter )
1.) ur sum shitchitter, ur always chatting shit!!
2.) dis chic's/breda's always shitchitting in my ears!
by looney December 29, 2003
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Switch Hitter

A person who cheats, or has more than one "signature swing."
Joe: I thought Bob was with Amber, not Tracy?
Dan: Looks like Bob's a real switch hitter; he's got two signature swings.
by NymphieLady March 30, 2011
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Switch Hitter

Can be used to describe someone who has the ability to maturbate with both of his hands. Either separately or simultaneously.
Timmy: I’ve always been a switch hitter
Sally: You’ve never held a baseball bat
Timmy: I’m talking about my bat.
by iDiddle June 14, 2018
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Switch Hitter

Someone seemingly straight. Bats for the other team instead.
Chris is such a Switch Hitter, we don't even know how he got his wife.
by Trednek7 June 21, 2021
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