Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.

-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021

swiss roll shiro

Worst creation yet from the voltron fandom, also experiencing a huge rise in popularity (apparently I'm not the only one who likes pain) ;The most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Brought me to the brink of death, which is always a good thing. If you don't get this ask tumblr. But be warned seeing The Swiss has been know to cause: blindness in one or both eyes, questioning ones existence and suicidal tendencies.

Member of voltron fandom: Dude, you have got to see this! It's amazing and u won't regret it I swear
Some innocent soul(me): sure! Why the hell not
Member of voltron fandom: * turns their cursed device toward u *
Some innocent soul(me): * 4 yrs later and slightly blinded in both eyes* LONG LIVE SWISS ROLL SHIRO

by A cool dude I swear May 27, 2017

sissy that walk

It means "you should walk more like a woman" and it comes from the Tv show Rupaul's Drag Race.

just look at Penny Tration's runaway in the first episode of Drag Race and listen to RuPaul's "You betta Sissy that walk"

by Euroshima March 4, 2014

Swishy Dog

A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.

After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)

by FupaGunt March 7, 2015

sissy bottom

A gay or bi-sexual male who wears feminine clothing, usually panties, girls jeans, capri pants and takes a masculine man's cock up his ass with pleasure, usually squealing like a little fem girlie. The sissy bottom gives great oral sex, lubes his own ass, swallows cum, take cum up the ass, and thanks the stud for dumping a load in his boy pussy hole.

"Ryan is such a sissy bottom. He went in the bedroom with that stud, dropped his capri pants and pink panties and took cock right up his boy pussy."

by BoottyBanger April 20, 2012

Sissy-gasm

The orgasm a Sissy boy experiences from the climax of sexual excitement after prolonged penetration of his anus (or sissy-pussy ).

- Characterized by intensely pleasurable feelings centered in the sissy-pussy and sissy clit

My boyfriend made me sissy-gasm so hard last night, it felt delightful but now my sissy pussy is as wide as a donut ring

by Sweet Lolly April 14, 2020

sissy clit

An exceptionally small penis which resembles an enlarged clitoris. Used as a derogatory term for micropenis.

I don't know how Mike's wife gives him a blowjob. That sissy clit he has barely peeks out from between his legs!

by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015