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fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.
So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.
by Grue December 14, 2003
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fart smeller

Someone who likes trouble or who likes gossip too much (someone who likes smelling other people's "farts").
I can not stand her: she is such a fart smeller! She knows everything about everyone!
by maitxa June 12, 2005
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watermelon seller

a person who is aware of something, but chooses to either ignore it or lie about it; a lair or a fraud

comes from the saying that a watermelon seller does not know if the watermelon is ripe or not but promotes them regardless. it gained notoriety when it was attributed to the president of Turkey, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan who is described to be a crook and fraud.
Now lets talk about that 'watermelon seller' Erdogan, he sold me a basket of Apples knowing they'd be rotten on the inside.
by beluga_fish October 9, 2020
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Serial Swiller

One who habitually swills, imbibes, drinks a constant amount of alcohol or other liquid intoxicating beverage.
W.C. Fields was one of the first "proud of it" and "famous for it" serial swillers in film history.
by diogio rome November 27, 2009
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sweltering

When it's so hot in the room your shirt sticks to your back
Oh it's offcially sweltering my shirting sticking bro
by b95x80 September 9, 2010
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uri geller smeller

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."
by bromp March 19, 2008
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best seller

best seller, a bitch IS NOT THE BESTSELLER OF ALL TIME DONT LISTEN TO WHAT IT SAYS BIRDS ARENT GODDAMN REAL SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS I BEAT JOHN CENA IN AN ARM WRESTLING MATCH AND MADE HIM CRY BITCH, I CAN BENCH AS MUCH AS MY DAD
THE WORD BEST SELLER IS FUCKING STUPID WHY IS IT ON EVERYTHING GOD IM PISSED OFF AND KINDA HORNY
by finsterwald March 29, 2023
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