A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.
It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.
Examples include:
Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.
Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.
Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself
Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.
Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?
Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.
Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.
Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself
Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.
Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?
by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010
Get the Snapple Fact #69 mug.noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.
Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.
by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009
Get the Snapple Cap Speech mug.A drinking game involving a tennis (Shwap) ball and a group of people standing in a circle. You must hold your drink in your dominant hand and you bounce the ball to each other in attempt to make your opponents bobble or drop the ball. Each time you make an error, you must drink. If Person A bounces the ball to Person B, and Person B makes a catch using another part of their body other than their hand, then Person A must chug the rest of his or her drink and everybody else chants, "Shwapple" repeatedly. #Shwapple
Participants are encouraged to create their own rule system
Participants are encouraged to create their own rule system
"Hey Bro... are you trying to go to that Shwapmeet later?"
"Got Shwap?"
"Dude! You will never guess what happened! We were shwappin it up at Frodo's and Mike Tyson came over to get his shwap on!"
"Let's play Shwapple."
"Got Shwap?"
"Dude! You will never guess what happened! We were shwappin it up at Frodo's and Mike Tyson came over to get his shwap on!"
"Let's play Shwapple."
by anonymous April 29, 2013
Get the Shwapple mug.The act of when a guy cums and the color is pinkish, resembling a Ghetto Snapple drink. This also hints that this dumbass has an STD.
Dumb Bitch 1: “omg Cheryl my boyfriend gave me a Ghetto Snapple this weekend!
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”
Dumb Bitch 2: “that’s the third one this week you whore!!”
by Monkey Shagger September 28, 2019
Get the Ghetto Snapple mug.by Burshansketer January 4, 2012
Get the Seed Swapper mug.The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.
by DumDumDumHour December 28, 2007
Get the snapple cap mug.Origin: Straight from God's womb
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.
Definition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon, Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.
by peanuts and caramel with nougat covered in chocolate January 15, 2005
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