sapple

when fucking manny plays the game where you have to name things in alphabetical order and he just goes- apple, bapple, capple, dapple, eapple, fapple, and so on.

Manny: Sapple!
Mom and Dad (Susan n Frank): Yaaay!
Greg Heffley : i am this close to fucking losing it

by sapple June 4, 2020

sapple

when fucking manny plays the game where you have to name things in alphabetical order and he just goes- apple, bapple, capple, dapple, eapple, fapple, and so on.

Manny: Sapple!
Mom and Dad (Susan n Frank): Yaaay!
Greg Heffley : i am this close to fucking losing it

by sapple June 4, 2020

Sapple

A sapple is when your butt hurts; meaning there is chemicals growing it more and more each time it hurts.

“I’m having a really bad sapple right now.” or “I had the sappliest of sapples last night.”

by jorgeperez January 29, 2024

Sapple wapple

A man that prides himself on looking like different characters but is the biggest of cucks, He is well known through many places but most common on discord. He thinks he has ultimate power

I went down the street the other day and I encountered a sapple wapple it was horrible. I came home and turned my computer on and was confronted by another sapple wapple

by Soviet Bobbo August 16, 2020

Sapper Daddy

A deity to which combat engineers and saboteurs pay tribute. Sapper daddy gives the blessing of wreaking havoc to those who offer him well placed explosives

"How did your mission go?"
"Nicely. Sapper Daddy was pleased with our offering"

by Tankhardt March 17, 2017

Shapple

Shapple (shit+apple) is a term used when one needs to refer to apple infused poop.

This typically happens when a pet, usually a dog eats too many apples and then takes a big dump. Then when you pick those treats up like a good pet guardian, sometimes you'll notice there's more apple than poop present.

Now, if your pet already has a tendency to eat poop, then one of these apple laced ones could be a real treat. Be prepared as you may find yourself in competition with the pet when you're trying to do your part cleaning things up.

Further, with shapples around, you may have a difficult time getting the pet back inside the house after a late night potty session as they may be hunting for forgotten shapples.

Dog goes out for a late night potty session and doesn't come right back in, but when she does, she's licking her chops.

It's five hours past dinner time, what could she have been eating? Shapples!

also see:
hot shapple pie
shapplerone

by podulator November 10, 2010

Sample Zombies

Sample Zombies are the mindless creatures that derive their primary sustenance from free food samples in stores. Generally, they are harmless to bystanders as their primary focus is the free food. But occasionally, when herded together, they can emit noxious gas and block aisle ways - causing disruption to folks who are actually there to shop.

A sense of horror rushed over me when I realized I was shopping in Costco at lunch time. Droves of sample zombies converged to feast on the free offerings, clogging the aisles as they devoured samples as fast as they came out of the toaster ovens. I raced for the safe zone where samples of salad were being dispensed. Much like vampires fear garlic, sample zombies avoid anything with fiber.

by andiego July 17, 2012