Swansoned

Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.
Brad got swansoned in Galveston, he was so bad we almost took him to the hospital.
by Jackson23mj June 18, 2014
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Swanson

When you are not enjoying a blow job, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person's face.
Gwen was totally using too much teeth last night so I swansoned the shit out of her!
by 8==========DD October 18, 2011
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swanson

Slang for a man's penis. Possibly only used in Sault Ste. Marie Michigan, possibly Canadian in origin.
My swanson is erect, engorged, and tingling.
by Troy H. August 06, 2006
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Swanson

A gay last name. Usually belonging to a homosexual who's parents neglected them as a child. Has low self esteem with good reason. There genitalia is extremely small.
Matt Swanson is a complete fag
by Jonny do good November 22, 2007
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Swanson

verb
1. To mooch, take advantage of, or capitalize on a business relationship for personal gain(s). To be all about the gains.
Worker 1: Hey, I got free tickets to the game tonight, want to come?
Worker 2: Oh, how'd you Swanson those?
by Handsome_Phellows March 25, 2019
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Swanson

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly
Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson
by Studzy December 30, 2010
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Swansoning

1. A phrase for when someone says something and he/she ruins the whole topic of conversation with a comment or expression.
2.The joke was suddenly ruined when my friend Swansoned it by his horrendous laugh. The joke was no longer funny and everybody realized that they just swansoned that.

3. Swansonings definition means an expression or remark expressed in a group setting that ruins the whole vibe that can never be reverted.
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