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by Shaggybombastisk January 25, 2017

sluture

A portmanteau of the words "slut" and "vulture"; used to describe a man who preys on an emotionally vulnerable woman soon after, usually, a harsh breakup. For this reason, the woman is often considered a slut by the ex-boyfriend and other disdainful onlookers. This is a common strategy of so-called "players."

Note: When a sluture is considered a friend of the ex-boyfriend, an extremely clear and hostile violation of the Universal Bro Code is committed.

sluh-chure

I be rollin' crazy-ass bitches all day. I ain't no pimp, I'm a muthafuckin sluture, bitch.

I can't believe that whore went to that fucking sluture, Chad, two days after we broke up...

by Vagsectomy August 19, 2010

In sutures

"In Sutures" Humor that is so convulsively, side-splittingly hilarious, that you crack up and fall apart from laughing so hard, and metaphorically speaking, you require remedial surgery.

The hyperbole of being "in stitches".

Jen: That stand up gig was an absolute crack-up.

Ange: Yeh...I'm in sutures 'cos I split my sides from laughing so much.

by Brohica July 27, 2010

Sture

A Sture is a collection of research done on a subject.

It can also be used instead of source.

"Ah man that guy killed a lot of peeps"
"Do you have any Sture on that?

by Sture Sture Sturesson October 29, 2017

Sturettes

Sturette Syndrome is a neurological disorder that causes the carrier to intermittently burst out into any song that contains the word "you" and replace it with the word "Stu".The symptoms of Sturette victims can last up to days, weeks but in most cases life. Whilst not a debilitating disease to the carrier, it can however cause mental anguish (sometimes insanity) to any "Stu" in the nearby vicinity as their name is sung over and over in a variety of songs.

an example of sturettes: "oo be doo, I wanna be like stu oo ooo, i wanna walk like stu, talk like stu, do everything like stu..."

by Shabani Nonda August 2, 2007

suzure

something completely epic and amazing. This can be a movie, song, event, person, etc.

The Full Metal Alchemist movie is a total suzure!

by Kitty Bones March 29, 2009

Siturelationship

It’s a situationship, but more effort, time, love, and finances are put into it.

Jason told Chrissy I don’t care if I’m still with her or not, we are a siturelationship. I have put a lot in this.

by VRSB May 10, 2018