suprise butt sex

the best thing you never knew you needed.

Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.

Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.

suprise butt sex by joe scarpati January 2, 2008

Surprise Sex Ninja 

A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.

Oh My God, that guy was just attacked by the Surprise Sex Ninja.

Surprise Sex Ninja by Innocent Bystander September 11, 2004

surprise sex 

Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.

Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!

"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"

My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant

surprise sex by Bretty Hetty & Extreme Idiot Overlord April 14, 2006

Surprise Sex Ninja 

Some fool with a t-shirt on his head, runs around and violates people (usually men).

Random Person 1: Cool look, a Ninja costume.
Random Person 2: That's the Surprise Sex Ninja.
Random Person 1: Why is he dry humping that guy's ass?

Surprise Sex Ninja by Lacrox September 18, 2004

surprise sex 

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.

Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.

surprise sex by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Surprise Sex 

Rape, but you shout surprise.

Sarah was walking down the road when all of sudden rob jumped out of a bush.
'SURPRISE!' he shouted, he then had a shag with her in that very bush. Good old Surprise Sex.

Surprise Sex by JJJpowww December 16, 2008

Surprise sex 

A way of raping someone and not raping them because your surprising them with sex

(Rapee) Help rape
(Raper) Its not rape its surprise sex
(Rapee) Damn

Surprise sex by emoboy173 October 19, 2008