Ben - “Hey friends, Just to let you know I’m super straight”
Jessica - “You can’t do that, It’s transphobic”
Ben - “No it’s not, It’s a matter of preference and it’s an easy way to know what I am interested in!”
Jessica - “Sorry buddy, I was being a superphobe”
Someone who discriminates a person who identifies as Superstraight; a superphobe
Alternate definition: a person with a IQ higher than that of a gerbil
Guy 1: "Hey guys, I'm Superstraight. I specifically do not want to date trans people. Yes this is a sexuality, I'm part of LGBTQ+ now."
Guy 2, Superphobe: " I'm going to put you in the ground"
Discrimination against superstraight people. This includes using derogatory slurs against superstraight people, invalidating superstraight people, intentionally misgendering someone (not using their preferred pronouns), or intentionally using their birth name if they have another preferred name. NOT the fear of superstraight people.
Superphobic person: Uh yeah so I don't have anything against superstraights or anything but like you're just making a new gender to make fun of the LGBT
Transgender person: Uhhh that's kind of superphobic
Cisgender person: Uh no?? I said I wasn't superphobic. I know what superphobia is, it's the fear of superstraight people, and I'm not afraid of superstraight people, so??? Wow. Really rude. Like no wonder no one likes superstraights. You're really transphobic and homophobic.