by Jay_theman September 04, 2007
cor look at fash on the beach! he's been caught short and had nowhere to go in a hurry so he's just fired a super soaker all over the beach
by davethejag November 07, 2008
Getting your butt hole aggressively fisted while reach around hammer stroking a veiny meat whistle to a climax of biblical proportions.
The air pressure that a super soaker creates can knock a blind folded midget carnie off a fence post from 200 meters
by themellonchef February 13, 2018
by EthanPoo April 30, 2010
Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.
Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom
Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant
Man: Cool Beanss
Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant
Man: Cool Beanss
by nandolf13 November 06, 2009
When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.
Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."
Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 25, 2010
by whatnameisnottaken? July 15, 2011