Super Soaker

When a porn star has an orgasm and squirts so hard it looks like it's coming out of a super soaker

Jenna Haze was being fucked and suddleny BAM super soaker all over the camera man

by Jay_theman September 14, 2007

Super Soaker

when one has an extremely loose bowel movement it sprays out like a super soaker

cor look at fash on the beach! he's been caught short and had nowhere to go in a hurry so he's just fired a super soaker all over the beach

by davethejag March 23, 2009

Super soaker

Getting your butt hole aggressively fisted while reach around hammer stroking a veiny meat whistle to a climax of biblical proportions.

The air pressure that a super soaker creates can knock a blind folded midget carnie off a fence post from 200 meters

by themellonchef February 12, 2018

Super Soaker

Can be anything that is soooo cool it soaks the panties of every girl that sees it

"hey Tommy, did you get a new car?" "yeah, its a corolla" "alright man, total super soaker!"

by EthanPoo April 30, 2010

The Super Soaker

Whenever a couple finds themselves short of contraceptive they can just have the man cum in the chicks snatch and to avoid pregnancy the woman will queef out the semen, preferably onto the man's chest, face, or into his own ass.

Man: Fuck me sideways, I forgot a condom

Woman: No worries we can do the super soaker, that way I cannot get pregnant

Man: Cool Beanss

by nandolf13 November 5, 2009

Super Soaker Surprise

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010

Armenian Super Soaker

When a woman hangs from a spinning ceiling fan while urinating.

Sammy was bored one day so she decided to give my room the old Armenian Super Soaker.

by whatnameisnottaken? July 15, 2011