Stroking

to sit around and do nothing for a period of time

Bro I haven't done anything all day, just been straight stroking tbh

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Stroking is when you rub a part of your body, but it can also mean masturbating.

Ex: I stroked my belly and I feel better!
Ex2: I hate stroking!

Stroking by nikitpet2 March 2, 2026

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Stroking gun

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.

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Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.

Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

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Having manual sex with a woman as opposed to a woman masturbating herself.

I didn't have any protection but I brought her off by stroking the coxswain's daughter.

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A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

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Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

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