by yolomcswaggermuffins November 25, 2014
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Her dream of becoming the zoo's head veterinarian ended when she was diagnosed with stripeycockomienaitis.
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I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.
by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009
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by Noh Whey May 14, 2004
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Any of all of the following attributes may also apply:
1. Has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he's got money in the bank.
2. Usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as "bitches" when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as "sluts" when women actually accept an invitation to come over for "after hours"
3. Actually uses the word, "brah" to refer to other friends.
4. Constantly applies derrogatory, homophobic terms and situations to other associates. For example, "Dude, stop sucking Dave's dick, you fag! You both are full of shit!"
5. Will have slept with "the ugly, fat one" not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.
6. Grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties
Was first refereced in www.thephatphree.com in the popular article, "Look at My Striped Shirt! Fucking Look at it!"
Any of all of the following attributes may also apply:
1. Has an entry-level job at a bank or in middle management, but tries to act like he's got money in the bank.
2. Usually has a dismal view of women, either referring to them as "bitches" when women inevitably reject their pathetic advances, or as "sluts" when women actually accept an invitation to come over for "after hours"
3. Actually uses the word, "brah" to refer to other friends.
4. Constantly applies derrogatory, homophobic terms and situations to other associates. For example, "Dude, stop sucking Dave's dick, you fag! You both are full of shit!"
5. Will have slept with "the ugly, fat one" not out of altruism as a wingman, but desperation.
6. Grown-up frat boy in his mid to late-twenties
Was first refereced in www.thephatphree.com in the popular article, "Look at My Striped Shirt! Fucking Look at it!"
Bartender: "Last call!"
Cocktailer No.1: "Check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls"
Cocktailer No.2: "Ugh, how sad...They're striking out."
Cocktailer No.1: "Check out two two striped shirts over by the door, trying to hit on those chubby girls"
Cocktailer No.2: "Ugh, how sad...They're striking out."
by Victorius L.I.U. April 15, 2007
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person A: man i just got a new car
person B: nigga what ?
person A: yes, a toyota
person B: not a toyota !
person A: nigga is you serious? nah you are crest-striped for me
person B: nigga what ?
person A: yes, a toyota
person B: not a toyota !
person A: nigga is you serious? nah you are crest-striped for me
by ensor gio June 15, 2020
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