by Raeroboch April 9, 2017
Get the Stresstrated mug.The act of masturbating in order to alleviate stress. Normally, stressturbating is directly influenced by a recent event or action which has caused one great stress.
i.e. Heavy schoolwork, a crap job, relationship troubles
i.e. Heavy schoolwork, a crap job, relationship troubles
Guy 1: "God damn I had so much work today. Stressturbating never felt so great"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I sressturbated 3 times the other day. It's like all my troubles had vanished"
Guy 1: "I love to stressturbate"
Guy 2: "Me too, me too"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I sressturbated 3 times the other day. It's like all my troubles had vanished"
Guy 1: "I love to stressturbate"
Guy 2: "Me too, me too"
by goldie911 September 10, 2013
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When levels of stress reach beyond the normal and manageable, breaking frontiers, boldly going where no normal stressed human has gone before.
Q: So, did you find a job yet?
A: No, man, I'm so stressed it's reaching stresstospheric levels.
Q: Have you thought of getting a McJob in the meantime?
A: No, man, I'm so stressed it's reaching stresstospheric levels.
Q: Have you thought of getting a McJob in the meantime?
by madcopy June 5, 2013
Get the stresstospheric mug.a chronic case of stress-related bowel inflammation with side effects such as the occasional “power-push,” epic absence of a cathartic BM and intense cramps, all of which are followed by intensely satisfying “thunder shits.”
While preparing to crush my mid-day interview, I attempted to take a nice, soul-cleansing poo. Alas, stresstipation ended my efforts!
by EpicSpaceMonkey98 October 29, 2017
Get the stresstipation mug.The state when one is in agonizing pain due to stress even in sleep or while taking a break from work.
Guy: I hate the stresst I had yesterday! I was just thinking of my exams even when I was about to sleep!
by falcoon- July 15, 2011
Get the stresst mug."Though it was a simple, unintentional shoulder brush in the karaoke bar, Lani was surprised by the sudden stremistry she felt upon looking the handsome rapper in the eyes to apologize."
by Roshima Meadows May 16, 2013
Get the Stremistry mug.After the sat i was stresstapated. The stress of the sat caused me to go into a deep mode of Stresstapation and i couldnt shit for days
by Dr. Stress January 24, 2011
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