A woman so repulsive that when you look at her your eyes automatically well up and expeirience excruciating pain. The very sight of an Eye Strainer is enough to make some men go blind.
Dude my girlfriend had me go with her to the Oprah Winfrey show. My god, that woman was such an Eye Strainer I thought my dick would explode.
by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009
Get the Eye Strainer mug.When a man takes a funnel in his mouth and has another man take a sloppy dump in the funnel. The funnel retains the clumps but allows the liquid goodness down the throat. This is a variation of the Hot Lunch procedure
Damn I shouldn’t have eaten those Tijuana street tacos. At least my man friend will enjoy a nice Hillcrest Strainer tonight
by Omar Joyce August 17, 2009
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A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.
Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.
by gramaticon July 21, 2008
Get the soup strainer moustache mug.A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.
I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.
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Get the Poo Strainer mug.a sexual act in which your partner creates an insicion in the scrotum and then has you teabag them, after which a testicle is sucked through the opening.
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Get the fudge strainer mug.When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
by Christine Spencer July 17, 2011
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