Scoouchebag

A person who very poorly rides a scooter on public roads with little to no regard for traffic laws or other vehicles.

We were ready to turn at the stop sign, but got cut off by the scoouchebag with the mullet.

by Ghostchild June 4, 2017

Touchebag

Someone who endlessly says the word touché, with or without context or reasoning.

Person A: I got a B on my quiz.
Person B: I got a B+.
Person A: Touché.
Person B: That doesn't even make sense in this situation. Go back to your corner, you little touchebag.

by WubWubChigga October 20, 2012

spouchebag

Sports douchebag. Some one who knows and or talks too much about sports to the point where the look like a douchebag. Spouchebag.

My friend is a spouchebag. He knows every sports players shoe size, how many hairs they have on theyre ass, and will probably buy theyre dirty bath water on ebay if its available.

by b_radisrad April 24, 2014

touchebag

Someone who engages in constant, unnecessary oneupsmanship, always in search for people to say "touche."

Person A: Oh yeah, I hiked all of the Appalachian Trail last year.
Person B: Wow, good job!
Person C: That's nothing, I hiked the Himalayan trail.
Person A: Well, to be fair, I was just recovering from a broken leg.
Person C: I had a broken leg and broke the second one while hiking!
Person B: Don't be such a touchebag.

by rexnom November 1, 2009

Touchebag

Someone who doesn't use the accented-e when writing the word "Touché."

Girl: The people against gay marriage wouldn't appreciate it if they couldn't get married.

Ashton Kutcher: Ah... touche.

Guy: You're a touchebag, Ashton Kutcher.

by MattyHdot October 29, 2010

Souchbag

A highschooler who plays the game paintball on the computer against his friends in electronics class instead of doing his class work.

Paintball time guys>????/" "OMG hellz yes souchbag!"

by kyledddddddddddddddd January 16, 2010

souchebag

a person who demonstrates douchebaggery while proudly ordering "edemame" (visualize pinky out sipping his "apple-tini"), all while flawlessly executing proper chopstick technique.

excuse me souchebag, but will you pass me that big fucking fork so i can eat this shit in 3 bites and stare at the side of your face for the next hour while you use a branch to eat rice.... souchebag.

by raleigh gray February 25, 2008