stoop monkey

Most likely involving members of the black community "posted up" on their front steps...or "stoop". Usually for a duration of time longer than the normal 8-hour workday. Most likely dressed in white-T's, sometimes involving brown paper bagged 40's, and occassionally joints behind the ear.

"You would not believe how many stoop monkeys are out today"

by K&M est. 2003 August 19, 2008

stoop juice

Any beverage (usually alcoholic) consumed on a stoop.

"You wanna go drink some juice on the stoop?"
"You mean have some stoop juice?"

by rampantDK March 31, 2008

stoop

(n) the front steps of an apartment building

I spend most of my summer nights just chillin' with friends on the stoop, talking about whatever. Sometimes, Mrs. Jones gets pissed 'cause we get too loud and she's right there on the first floor, but she knows we ain't making no trouble.

by thaKingRocka June 19, 2011

Stoop Poop

Taking a dump on somebody's porch

I just carried out a successful stoop poop on Jerry's porch. It steamed on his cold doorstep.

by Titty McGarglenuts January 21, 2009

Poetry Stoop

A stoop on which you sit on with another person and u magicaly have the ability to write poetry that rhymes about various surrounding people and objects.

Sitting on the Poetry Stoop Alex and Christian wrote a beautiful poem about Jack Daniels.

by C.T.P. May 14, 2006

stoop kid

a kid whoose afraid to leave his stoop (see. stoop) will not play games with other children and only interacts as they walk passed, often bullied and teased.

see. hey arnold : stoop kid

by anticon February 1, 2005

stoop

one that exemplifies qualities of a dumbass, or a stupid person.

Guy #1: "yo my man! why you eyein my boo?"
Guy #2: "i was eyein the tits next to her, ya stoop!"

by Moniqua Black December 27, 2008