Stronch

The noise made when a large penis or dildo is forcibly and rapidly jammed into a mostly unwilling anus. It is a brutally effective onomatopoeia, combining the painful tearing sound of the anus ripping open with a smoother sliding sound that represents the mass of the bulky invader forcing inside in a single, completely inhumane motion.

If there's no security at the back entrance, stronch that shit, bro.

by AKfucker August 3, 2009

stonched

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

Scoonch

A gang in Mount Pleasant, TX, where everyone has a special bond to their fellow scoonchers. Lead by Bradley, Tanner, Jordan, and Santos schoonchagins, this gang is a prominent figure in the local race community.

“Hey bro, you scoonching later? “
“Yeah totally! We gon Scoonch it up”

by ScoonchGang November 16, 2019

Stooch

A slang use to descibe someone who acts up tight, anti-social, like their better than everyone else.

I asked her to come party with us but she was acting stooch.

by twavis March 8, 2009

stonch

term used in tha south burbs of tha chi for a cigarette

aye dog aye lemme get a stonch ya dig my nig

by donjulio December 19, 2008

Stooch

The term stooch defines someone who is an epic fail. Someone who is just a waste of space and air. Close but a little bit worse then your average idiot and just past a drongo.

You're a fucking stooch

You're standing over there like a stooch

Look at that stooch

Look at this fucking stooch

Where you going ya stooch

Jesus christ you fucking stooch

(The word usually goes better after the word fucking)

by DamAAG September 9, 2013

Stonch

To be either extremely tough or extremely well built

Look at that Stonch bloke over there

by P de R July 12, 2007