stones

noun.

Two oval shaped organs of the male genitalia. Also known as testes The responsibility of the stones is to produce baby batter and bang against a woman's ass while you are plowing her twat.

Did you see what happened to John? Yeah he got hit in the stones and he dropped like a sack of shit.

by burnz March 25, 2005

stones

cojones, nuts, huevos, balls.

There is no way he's got the stones to light his own ass-hair on fire.

by Jac February 27, 2004

stones

Short for the beer, Keystone.

Hey Steve, pass me a stone with the quickness.

by steve February 16, 2005

stones

Also known as rocks. Usually used to describe jewelry stones, especially diamonds.

Wow, did you see the number of stones on her engagement ring? She is all up in the bling-bling.

by sylfaen February 26, 2004

stones

balls, kahones, testicles.

He's got some big stones

by Wojo February 27, 2004

stones

breasts

Barbie's stones slipped past Ken's rowboat.

by gullguy August 17, 2012

Stoned

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high

Motionless Stoned

by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013