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Common misspelling of the word "cojones", which is Spanish for testicles/balls.
He doesn't have the kahones sic to actually do it.
kahones by ejdp August 22, 2008
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In most usages it's talking about having courage, similar to saying someone has "guts" or "balls"
"I don't think he has the kahones to jump that bridge"
kahones by Reese4.0 February 15, 2006
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slang for balls, as in testicles.
He talked back to the judge, that guy has big kahones!
kahones by melamook May 1, 2005

Phone kahones 

A symptom known as phone kahones, in which one grows a pair of boulders between their legs when making a phone call, allowing them to be much braver in their threatening abilities due to their safety behind the phone
John: STFU YOU BITCH

bill: Damnn how can he talk to his mum like that

Sam: he’s got phone kahones because he knows she can’t hit him
Phone kahones by Sipahi__ September 16, 2024
A reference to the dangly parts of the male anatomy by someone who doesn't know how to spell in Spanish:

Otherwise known as Cojones.
Anglophone: Do you have the kahonas to ask her out?
Hispanophone: I have the cajones, if that is what you mean.
kahonas by fred666 December 6, 2006
That means that you have big balls and you're not scared to do something for example rob a bank.
Aleks: oo ma ma mia you have Big kohones

Mehemt: ahahahah I KNOW fucking bitch
kohones by relaxo June 9, 2005
The Two Objects Found in the Nether Region of the male body, also known as the Balls, Testicles, Nuts, or Manhood.
"Wow...i've never seen a shot to the kahonas like that..."
"come on, grow a set of kahonas and just go ask her out."
Kahonas by Meachdog October 27, 2005
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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