Stocking stuffer 

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.

You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god

Stocking stuffer by Ahsile June 29, 2017

Stocking Stuffer 

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)

"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"

Stocking Stuffer by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021

Stocking stuffer 

Jizz disposal method

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."

Stocking stuffer by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022

Stocking Stuffer

Ejaculating into your socks then proceeding to make a partner walk a mile in in them

Jaden and I need to go home so we can make some stocking stuffers

Stocking Stuffer by ultrasigmagoon69 November 26, 2025

California Stocking Stuffer 

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.

Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!

California Stocking Stuffer by Jschape June 11, 2010

hillbilly stocking stuffer 

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.

dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!

hillbilly stocking stuffer by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010

the stocking stuffer 

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!

My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.

the stocking stuffer by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024