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California Stocking Stuffer

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.
Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!
by Jschape June 11, 2010
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hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
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Stocking stuffer

"I ran out of tissues so I had to go with the stocking stuffer method instead."

"When you're alone for Christmas, there's only one stocking stuffer you get."
by Thunder of Muscle December 13, 2022
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Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god
by Ahsile June 29, 2017
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Stocking Stuffer

an item, usually small in size, that is sold during the holidays to be put in stockings for christmas. usually food, gift cards, or small trinkets (tops, rubik's cubes, puzzles, etc.)
"i got stocking stuffers to put in your stocking for christmas"
by marthayouclumsyslut May 1, 2021
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the stocking stuffer

The act of using a stocking as an inverted condom, i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device. Fun, but make not proper contraception. Please properly "wrap" your "present"!
My girl is about to get the stocking stuffer of her lift this Christmas. Sorry we can't hang bro.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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the stocking stuffer

The sexual act of using a stocking akin to an inverted condom (i.e. a condom not placed over the penetrating device). Can be fun but does not act as proper contraception, please put "gift wrap" over your "present"!
My girl is about the stocking stuffer of her life this Christmas *winks seductively*.
by Esna Slersad December 20, 2024
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