stochastic terrorism

A new label leftists throw at you if you disagree with them. You're no longer just racist, sexist, homophobic, etc etc... you're now also a terrorist.
Person 1 "I think you shouldn't castrate children"
Person 2 "Wow. You're commiting stochastic terrorism"
by DefinitelyNotAnAlien August 16, 2022
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Stochastic Terrorist

The newest buzzword used by leftists against anyone who disagrees with them. You're no long just racist, sexist, homophobic, etc... you're also now a terrorist!
Person 1: I don't think you should castrate children.
Person 2: SHUT UP YOU STOCHASTIC TERRORIST!
by DefinitelyNotAnAlien August 18, 2022
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Stochastic Terrorism

Advocating for anything that isn’t very left wing
He doesn’t want his 3 year old to be trans? Wow that’s stochastic terrorism
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A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
by Nick D May 25, 2006
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static-stochastic

Proposal that causation is a momentum and not a force.

Furthermore that causation is not evenly distributed.
Static-stochastics says that causation is not a force, some correlations are more causative than other correlations, and that causation is actually a momentum
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stochastic-emergentism

A paradigm in which momentum comes from the future; whereas force comes from the past.
Stochastic-emergentism declares that whereas momentum is unevenly distributed along a line; force is evenly distributed along a line.

This means that force is unevenly distributed along a plane.

The uneven distribution of force along a plane manifests itself as temperature change.
by fightfacilities November 15, 2020
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Stochastic Terrorist

Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.
Stochastic Terrorist
Stochastic terrorism is political violence instigated by hostile public leader inciting violence from their followers. The Stochstic Terrorist does not participate in the violence but reaps its rewards.

Trumplethinskin excoriated the left and others for stealing the 2020 election, he incited his followers to come to the Capitol on January 6th "It's gonna be wild." and told them we'll walk to the capitol together, then drove home to his Whitey House to gleefully watch the ensuing carnage with family members; Dildo Braggins exemplifies stochastic terrorism and should not be allowed to run for *any* office as per Amendment 13 of the Constitution banning traitors.
by jbcoops August 12, 2024
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