Steamed Clam

When a couple is spooning (the man is the "little spoon" and the female is the "big spoon") and the man surprises his lady by releasing a hot, wet fart onto the her clam, thus steaming it. Voila, STEAMED CLAM!!!

Dude, I made some delicious steamed clam(s) last night...in bed!

by ktbux June 14, 2009

steam clam

To shit on your partners chest while having sex

Damn bobby!!! What a hot steam clam

by Saggyclit March 20, 2017

Steamed clam

Lesbian love act of dropping a hot steamy log into your girlfriends "clam"

My girlfriend prefers a steamed clam to plain old oral!

by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014

Orlando Steamed Clam

When a lady has been in the saltwater all day and you eat her out in the sand then she doesn't clean herself and you eat the "leftovers" later in the day.

"Ooo Rachel I can't wait for dinner and some of your Orlando Steamed Clam."

by Justlindsayboo May 11, 2016

Steam The Clam

When a female has to go pee. Much like "draining the lizard" for a boy.

Hold on guys, I really need to steam the clam before we leave

by Big Mama Chainsaw July 28, 2012

Clam Steam

when a the woman queefs in your face releasing a hot steam from her vagina directly in your face

Last night I gave my wife a hot josh, she returned the favor with a clam steam.

Her clam steam fogged my glasses, i like it.

by Who8that January 13, 2012

STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.

My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.

by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024