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Steampie

steampie

noun | steam·pie | \ˈstēm-ˌˈpī\

Definition of STEAMPIE

a : the result of someone receiving ejaculate during anal intercourse, then proceeding to defecate on the chest of another individual(s).

b : the act of defecating onto the chest of another after having been anally injected with ejaculate.
c : a depraved act
d : a depraved individual

Variations

-steampie \ˈpī\ noun
-steampied \ˈpīd\ verb
-steampieing \ transitive verb
-steampier \ noun
-Steampier \ proper noun

Uses

Figuratively used to describe a person or action that is morally and ethically corrupt.

Literal use considered uncommon, however it is suspected to have occurred during Trumponomics board meetings.

Origins

First known use early 21st century. A concatenation of creampie and Stanley Steamer; first used to describe the actions of a United States politician made toward its constituents and the world population.

While a creampie is can result in life and be enjoyable for some, and according to John Trian, the Stanley Steamer is "Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.", contextual use of steampie is never positive, nor is it ever warranted or wanted.
Example 1:

The Donald steampied Steve Bannon all over the American people, leaving a brown stain of regret and remorse throughout the land.

Example 2:

The man who stole the 2016 Presidential Election is a repulsive steampie.

Example 3:

"Why the sad face, Jane?" Joe asked with serious concern.

With shame in her eyes, her stare stooped unwavering to her feet, she replied "We've been steampied by the Steampier. I didn't know what steampieing was until it was too late, and the stench of greed was all around me. We are forever unclean, Joe! Forever unclean!"
She fell to the ground sobbing, disgusted and humiliated, knowing some things cannot be undone.
by Ubius February 4, 2017
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stinkpipe

stinkpipe is weymouth punk
by feenbilly February 6, 2003
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Steampie

The act of giving a girl a creampie, then sticking a lighter in her pussy and turning it on, turning the cum into a steam.
“I tried to give a hooker a steampie but she called the police.”
by Cumberton November 4, 2020
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Steakitex

“Steakitex” is a word used for people with brown hair, usually pointed to British youtubers. They are usually kind people, but are crazy and random.

This word originated from a YouTuber known as ZIFITEX, who on his ROBLOX avatar, puts on hair that looks like steak.
I heard that STEAKITEX puts steak in his tea, mate!
by The salami guy January 18, 2021
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san diego steampipe

It when you go down town San diego an have your way with a traffic cone
Yesterday I went down town and did a San Diego Steampipe up and down 5th avenue.
by NEDGBASS May 6, 2018
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Steampipe

A person who seems cool when you meet them, but they end up being a piece of shit of a person
"Hey, you know that kid Nick? He seems cool so why don't we hangout with him?"

"Cause he is a steampipe dude. "
by Bigolboi April 10, 2015
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otter creek steampipe

When your bitch lays on her back in a hot tub or in the bath tub you straddle her belly and have a diarrhea shart.
Damn I messed that bitch up when i gave her a surprise Otter creek steampipe
by BillyBobGoatMan February 17, 2017
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