The moustachioed Chicago Cubs pitcher from Rookie of The Year with a rocket arm who eats the best Salisbury steak he's ever had and then continues to blow out his arm. Chet can make a wailing guitar play on demand when it is relevant to anything that is happening to him in real life.
Chet Steadman will strike you out with the high stanking cheddar and then eat the best Salisbury steak he's ever had.
by Ebenezer Scrotum February 07, 2008
by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009
grim look at that holly steadman
by Reasonable Person August 05, 2017
The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.
by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023