starfucker

an alternative band from Portland, Oregon. Briefly changed their name to "Pyramiddd", but they're back to Starfucker/STRFKR now.
by n0o0o0o0o0o0o0 June 27, 2010
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starfucker

someone who thinks some brief nearly non-existent connection with some great legend practically makes them a great legend too.
ok thrill me already - so you slept in David Bowie's hotel bed like three years after he checked out - woohoo - what a starfucker.
by angela June 06, 2003
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Starfucks

A bros way of referring to “Starbucks
“Yo bro get me that girly ass pink drink at starfucks
by chHAad February 07, 2021
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Starfucker

People who fly into space in magic bubbles and land on random planets. When they get to the planets they begin to have intimate relationships with the stars. Cussing at them, falling in love with them, having sex with them, spilling out the most intimate details of their heart to them. Soon all the stars know the secrets that most people save for their diaries and therapists. And these people, they are Starfuckers.

Oh, and the greatest band ever.
I think the definition of Starfucker pretty much is the example.
by jinxglitter August 12, 2009
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Starfucks

The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.

Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).
"I hate Starfucks"
"Don't you mean StarBUCKS?
"No, I assure you, I meant Starfucks."
by Bartender February 21, 2004
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Starfucks

Starfucks has such awful coffee! it's expensive and it tastes like sewage.
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
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Starfucks

The intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!
Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!
by Gunslinger0351 February 04, 2019
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