by Alfonse LeCreton December 14, 2016
by Sezwick May 30, 2009
A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.
The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
by Alltalksubway March 05, 2020
by Jizzshoes January 25, 2019
The inside-out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is a species of fish found off the southern coast of costa rica, in the deep waters of the pacific ocean.
Known for its organs being on the outside, and fins on the inside, this fish struggles to survive in the rugged ocean, but, has done so for many thousands of years. Its organs are semiprotected from a tight strong exoskeleton (also found in creatures such as insects, spiders, crustaceans and mollusks).
With a length of 25cm and a height of 10cm, this fish is not a small one, but surely is a slow one, with a top speed of 1km/hour, these little fella's just swim around all day, hiding in the darkness of the deep pacific!
The Inside-out fish commonly feeds on other animals feces, and is also known as the vaccum cleaner of the ocean. Its diet isnt just filled with bile! No, the Insude-out fish also has a taste for style, thats right, caviar, the Inside-Out fish preys on unsuspecting other species of fish and eats there eggs!
The lifespan of an Inside-Out fish is approximatly 10 years, but some have been known to live as long as 20-30 years!
Known for its organs being on the outside, and fins on the inside, this fish struggles to survive in the rugged ocean, but, has done so for many thousands of years. Its organs are semiprotected from a tight strong exoskeleton (also found in creatures such as insects, spiders, crustaceans and mollusks).
With a length of 25cm and a height of 10cm, this fish is not a small one, but surely is a slow one, with a top speed of 1km/hour, these little fella's just swim around all day, hiding in the darkness of the deep pacific!
The Inside-out fish commonly feeds on other animals feces, and is also known as the vaccum cleaner of the ocean. Its diet isnt just filled with bile! No, the Insude-out fish also has a taste for style, thats right, caviar, the Inside-Out fish preys on unsuspecting other species of fish and eats there eggs!
The lifespan of an Inside-Out fish is approximatly 10 years, but some have been known to live as long as 20-30 years!
"The Inside-Out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is No.14 on the top 15 weirdest animals in the sea" - National Geographic Magazine, March 1999
by Dr. Jean Spickleberg October 17, 2006
by A white girl with a big butt November 27, 2020
Standying is when your standing upright, crouched or how ever your standing and dying meanwhile. Some people might notice it by the lack of interest or reaction your giving. Or maybe you fell asleep or actually died.
Hey man, I’m so standying during this boring guided tour.
Me too bro, me too. Definitely standying too.
Me too bro, me too. Definitely standying too.
by UnclePeeps February 09, 2020