by Bolshevik May 9, 2005

"I love the way Stalin killed more people than Hitler, and that a majority of them were his own people. What a fuckin hero."
by VainVane May 13, 2016

Greatest man of history, primarily responsible for the defeat of Nazism and Fascism. Leader of history's greatest nation, who built the world's foremost industrial superpower out of an essentially agrarian nation in a matter of decades. Only man whose great strength and enduring example can lead the modern world forward out of the morass it has created for itself since the loss of the USSR.
Iosef Stalin is the hero of the human race.
by Stalinist September 20, 2008

by scatman 20000 November 30, 2018

A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.
The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.
The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.
These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!
by Jerkson October 1, 2010

verb past ten: to edit or change online statuses, comments and images to retrospectively 'correct' them. Based on the practice of Stalinist Russia editing out from photos and writings the images and names of old Bolsheviks who had fallen from favour
I worte 'write' 'right' in my facebook status but I realised I could Stalin it before anyone but Josh noticed.
Past tense Stalined
Past tense Stalined
by withsobersenses January 16, 2013
