stagnant do

A stag do where the stag does not attend due to an event which takes precedence.

The stag do was stagnant in that it was a stag do without a stag. Hence it was a stagnant do.

by In Benidorm with no stag May 11, 2009

swagman

A colloquial Australian term. A sort of drifter whose possessions fit into his swag (sack). Somewhat of a thief.

Made famous in the famous australian song:
WALTZING MATILDA

Waltzing Matilda lyrics:
"once a jolly swagman camped by a billabong, under the shade of a coolabah tree...and he sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled, you'll come a waltzing matilda with me"

by HappyFt March 17, 2009

Shagmangle

The unexpected arrival of a family member to your home (usually on a friday night) , thus fucking up your weekend plans to get absolutely wasted/naked all weekend

Sorry darling my sisters just turned up after leaving her husband...looks like you'll have to put some clothes on and break out the chardonnay and milk tray, that's made a shagmangle of the weekend

by JRL1973 June 22, 2011

Harley stawman

Gingerbread man

Harley stawman is a gingerbread man

by Jeffereyyyy November 3, 2020

Statman

Nickname of Suns Forward/Center Amare' Stoudamire.

Statman went off last night with 28 points, 12 rebounds and 4 blocked shots.

by E Style December 6, 2006

stagnant

When something gets old and tiresome. Lacking originality.

Urban Dictionary used to be funny, but now that it's just a constant barrage against Donald Trump it's gotten stagnant.

by brainsbox January 31, 2017

Starman

Starman is an object that appears in various video-games that when touched grants it's user temporary invincibility.

I grabbed a Starman I'm gonna run right through those goombas.

by Wincrest December 12, 2006