stabalise

It's like when you get a bird preggers... then realise she'd a ho so you drop one in her stomach.... You stabilised the situation....

"Yo Tracy, if you don't shut the fuck up, I'm gonna stabalise yo vagine"

by TheStud2013 October 7, 2013

mental stability

something that i dont have

retard 1: have seen mental stability in this school?
retard 1: yea me neither
retard 2: ok

by a_generic_wanker November 21, 2018

emotional stability

a person's ability to remain calm or even keel when faced with pressure or stress.

That player has great emotional stability.

by Coach JJ October 29, 2015

Mental Stability

not you :)

nobody: u good bro?
you: Nah my mental stability went out the window

by anonymous November 5, 2021

stabalise

To stabilise a 'pregnancy' situation using ones fist into a females womb.

Tom was a young man, his girlfriend selfishly got pregnant.

Tom was not happy when Tina packed on the pounds, gained mood swings, lack of sex, grumpy, frumpy, rather lumpy in leather....

Tom waited for Tina to be sick.... When he crept up behind her, removed her panties and stabalised her womb with a blunt toilet brush.

by William-Shakespeare November 4, 2013

Mental Stability

A stage of the mind that can only achieved when you are an extrovert dead or eating pineapple on pizza.

Is that how a mentally stable person thinks?

Mental stability

by Groudon uses groul July 8, 2018

stabalise

To remove ones pregnancy with a sharp object, thus stabilising ones situation.

I say, I came home one evening to the news that my beloved wife, Clara, was pregnant. I proceeded to go to the sword case to retrieve the medieval longsword and headed back into the library.

Clara lay there as I stabalised the situation with sword, repeatedly poking her womb. All is well now, but i ruined a bloody good sword.

by DanielMurphy October 7, 2013