Squonk

A dank term for a person whom suffers from Strabismus ( Cross-Eyed Syndrome)

Ow Squonk! Pass us the Dark Fruits

by NiandraLaDes September 17, 2019

squrn'in

Extreme levels of horniness, above and beyond the norm.

Man, that ho had me squrn'in.

by IfIwAsAbAdGeR March 6, 2008

squoner

semi-erect penis. not quite a full hard-on, yet more then a little aroused

Dude, she left me with a squoner after we made out.

by pbid October 4, 2009

Squondom

Squirrel condom, to prevent squaids (Squach I V)

Sock your squock before you rock. Use a Squondom

by Batmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 11, 2010

Squonkey

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.

“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”

by Squonkward May 30, 2018

Squorting

A very rare extreme sexual practice. While usually performed by hetrosexuals, it can also be modified slightly for same sex-partners.
The act itself involves both sexual partners coming and then one or both snorting the ejaculated fluids. Essentially squirting then snorting. In a heterosexual couple, the male would ejaculate in the area around the vagina for ease of snorting.

"So, I know you let me do felching and marshing with you, but i want to take our relationship to the next level. Can we try squorting tonight.

by Brimmy July 15, 2010

squornshellous zeta

Squornshellous Zeta Dimly illuminated and very very swamp-intensive, Squornshellous Zeta is the source of almost all the Galaxy's mattresses. Said mattresses (all of which are called Zem) spend most of their time flolloping, globbering, volluing, and vooning. Said activities make the planet a favourite destination of etymologists. The Zem themselves remain a foot tall, until they are freeze-dryed and cleaned, and made into mattress-size corpses (which are promptly used as mattresses). It is a process which, strangely enough, they don't seem to mind at all.

Marvin the Paranoid Android was invited to squornshellous zeta to give a speech marking the opening of a giant new bridge intended to revive the economy of the Squornshellous System, said bridge also costing the total sum of the economy of the entire planet to create and the whole ceremony ended in tears. Marvin was plugged into the bridge and the whole cyberstructure instantly folded itself up and collapsed (presumably after being directly exposed to Marvin's chronically depressed view of the Universe). Marvin was left stranded in the swamp with only the mattresses to talk to, until robots from Krikkit stole his leg, and then the rest of him.

by galakticpoogiebug June 17, 2008