squizzed

wacked, crazy, weird

jesus: yo moses, i want you to get every last jew together and part the sea

moses: dude are you serious?? cause thats freaking squizzed

*because i made this word up!

by J.Я. May 30, 2008

Squazzer

An epic cool moment.

“Oh boy, that was pretty squazzer!”

by officialmattdamon January 19, 2022

squizert

When you (as a man) makes your man squirt so good that he violently spews at least 3 different bodily fluids all over the room for at least 30 seconds

Yo bro you made me squizert so hard last night my mom lost her virginity

by The Mayo bandit December 12, 2022

squizzard

something you lay in your pants

i layed a squizzard in my pants

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

squizzard

messy thang

liam duked a squizzard after sliding into first and feeling sumpin' burst.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

squizzard

a shat

Adam Morse ate a big burger basket at friendlys and layed a two foot squizzard
lil' mwssy lil' sloppy

by the shit March 19, 2003

Squizzler

Noun - The mark left on a man's penis after being bitten by a squid during intercourse with a woman who is secretly hiding a squid in a place where no squid should dwell. (normally given negative connotation)

Ugh.... I got a pretty bad squizzler last night. I should have never had sex with that mermaid.

by The Sneaky Spoon December 2, 2010