To squirt so long and hard that your equilibrium is disturbed. Side effects include severe dehydration, massive fluid loss, and/or unconsciousness.
This one chick I nailed with squirtigo, straight ruined the paint on my ceiling from the enormous water pressure flow from her gushing vagina. What a rush...literally.
by Super soaker July 19, 2013
Get the Squirtigo mug.When a guy who just loves to rub against silk curtains ejaculates so much onto them that they become hard and crusty with dried semen. Ideally they will steadily grow in size until there is at least an inch thick layer of semen caked onto the curtains. At this point they are ready for harvesting. Cut the layer into one inch by one inch squares and sell them to your friends.
"Dried semen squares, directly from my living room squirtains. The melt-in-your mouth feeling that we all know and love!"
by StupidlyDumb186 October 22, 2018
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by Fried Waffles July 31, 2012
Get the Squirtle Squad mug.-comes in looking like an embarrassed lobster: "i think I burned myself today"
-looks up "damn you shoulda payed more attention to yo sartorial selection"
-"bwuh?"
-"yo shirtage punk!"
pause
-"oh, yea"
-looks up "damn you shoulda payed more attention to yo sartorial selection"
-"bwuh?"
-"yo shirtage punk!"
pause
-"oh, yea"
by errybody know dis a word July 8, 2010
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Get the Squirtle mug.by Teh Epic Lulz May 27, 2010
Get the squirtle mug.a. To squirt continuously and frequently.
b. The ability to squirt without reaching an orgasm
c. To motivate, by means of squirting
d. Great corporate quality
b. The ability to squirt without reaching an orgasm
c. To motivate, by means of squirting
d. Great corporate quality
by Shadisfaction July 31, 2009
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