the squeegee

Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished.

I was driving home and I decided to do the squeegee to this girl I saw during gridlock.

by The Super Huge Big Man August 8, 2010

Beaver Squeegee

a patch of hair (soul patch) under the lower lip of a man. often squeegees the vagina whilst it is being eatin out.

"holy cock, did you see howie mandells beaver squeegee!"

"yeah, it is a good lookin one!"

"damn, i wish i had a beaver squeegee as good as howie's"

by T VOH February 1, 2009

scandinavian squeegee

The act of fucking a girl from behind. At ejaculation punching the girl with both fists in the side tensing up the asshole allowing the skat to slide cleanly off the penis.

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by Astrabacus May 2, 2010

squeegee men

a man or woman who, with washcloth and squeegee in hand, cleans windshields of cars stopped in traffic and then somehow expects to get paid by the drivers

"squeegee men are conniving panhandlers who, because you pity them that very instant they finish the job, they take your money".(not to mention washcloth was dirtier than the windshield before they started to clean it and now the drivers side window is all smudge)

by Sam Price November 29, 2007

squeege

When a man pokes his penis in another's eye.

I squeeged in my significant others last night.
I'm going to squeege in you eye.
do you mind if i squeege you.

also used as:

I'm going to squeege your eyes out.
Do you mind if I squeege in your eye?

by Squeege in the eye February 19, 2013

squeegee merchant

A person who hijacks your car at red traffic lights, aggressively cleaning your already-clean car windows and then demanding cash. Also a term of mild abuse.

Squeegee merchants infest inner london

by Geoff Page March 23, 2003

Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012