Squatanking is the underground sport where bear meets man in an epic battle of champions. Simply tie your gooch / taint hair into a tight neat dreadlock and apply the weight. Now get naked in an open space and apply the youghurt. Prepare your legs a shoulder width apart and starting squatting profusely while simultaneously masturbating. For an extra bit of shits and giggles start plucking your anus hair one by one.
by Powerful sweat session March 3, 2018
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As soon as someone squats down to prevent the spilling of something, they are known as a Squatrock
A very amusing nickname, never gets old
Meant to be an insult
As soon as someone squats down to prevent the spilling of something, they are known as a Squatrock
A very amusing nickname, never gets old
Meant to be an insult
by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy November 6, 2006
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A person, who whilst backpacking/traveling any given land, chooses to squat in an abandoned property.
Pedro : hey guys, I found a old house we can live in, instead of our campervans, let's squatpacker.
Kyle : awesome Bro, let's tidy it up and move in with 13 other international travelers.
Pedro : right on brother.
Kyle : awesome Bro, let's tidy it up and move in with 13 other international travelers.
Pedro : right on brother.
by Saxk July 18, 2018
Get the squatpacker mug.A sexual position and or action. A woman is laying face down. Hips rolled so her ass and vagina are as accessible as possible. while the partner squats behind over her thighs and ass, inserting the penis in her ass or vagina allowing the use of his body weight to increase the force behind his thrusting for maximum penetration. However with extremely long members, some may not be able to completely insert due to lack of vaginal depth.
Chelsea: Wow your hard! Wanna fuck, I’m fixed you don’t need a condom, any position will be great!
BBC:Cool! Can you handle the SquatRock
Chelsea: We can try:
BBC:it’s like the Mexican BullDog -Lay facedown -ass up - I will squat over you and burry it inside ya! If your not deep enough, that’s what your ass is for!
BBC:Cool! Can you handle the SquatRock
Chelsea: We can try:
BBC:it’s like the Mexican BullDog -Lay facedown -ass up - I will squat over you and burry it inside ya! If your not deep enough, that’s what your ass is for!
by Squirtysquirts November 29, 2023
Get the Squatrock mug.Ask soon as we get to land I’m going to smoke a hog leg, and find me a delightful little squatpocket.
by WratchetTemptress April 20, 2021
Get the squatpocket mug.Other dialects pronounce it as Ah-Soultracks or even Shivaaaaaaggghhn!!!!!!!
All these titles refer to an adult man who is amazing with his fingers and won the inaugural jerkmate tournament and has been the reigning champion ever since.
All these titles refer to an adult man who is amazing with his fingers and won the inaugural jerkmate tournament and has been the reigning champion ever since.
Bro 1: You like the way that feels bro? Say my name bro
Bro 2: Ah-Soultracks!!!!! Shivaaaaaaggghhn!!!!!!!
Bro 2: Ah-Soultracks!!!!! Shivaaaaaaggghhn!!!!!!!
by Gorilla Grip Gary August 27, 2025
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