squatrack

a work out machine that works you tricepticles and shoulder extentions, the weights are usually tape rolls or a jumprope on either side. one roll of scotch tape is usually enough for me.

"yo, you want to squatrack."
"sure man! idk if i can my abcepticalipses been hurting,
i just want a roll of the scotch tape on each side"
"come on pussy get the duck tape"
"no man, way! to much for me!!"
SQUATRACK

by mcentee December 1, 2006

squatfucking

when you vertically go up and down slowly on top of a cock in a squat format.

last night, britt gave me some hard squatfucking i think i have a rash!

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

curls in the squat rack

When someone of inferior intelligence trains biceps where legs should be trained

That guys doing curls in the squat rack, yep he's a cunt

by Jining November 18, 2013

squatfacing

Verb: To engage in facebook activities while actively using a toilet or lavatory.

I'm squatfacing on my laptop while droppin a deuce.

by RZM007 July 23, 2010

curls in the squat rack

The embarrassing and nubish act of doing biceps curls, while standing in a squat rack. This is pure whitebread.

The squat rack is the only place in the gym one can specifically do squats, as the rack serves as the spot / safety.
However standing bicep curls can be done practically anywhere. Thus to do curls in the squat rack not only reveals one's own know-nothing idiocy, it takes up a station that could properly be used by a legit gym goer.

The sort of thing you'd see at Planet Fitness or your average community rec center. Done by people who get their training advice from Dr Oz.

I was going to break my PR in front skwats today, but that scrawny noob over there is hogging the equipment and doing curls in the squat rack!

by Too Many Drones May 6, 2020

squrack

The type of crack that squirrels smoke

after i just watched my dog wipe his butt on the carpet, i looked up and saw some squirrels that were totally tripping balls in a tree smoking some squrack

by Squrack man August 21, 2006

Puerto Rican Squat Rack

When a man man completes a full squat with two 40 oz. beers held above his head as he drops his testicles into a suspecting females mouth. The female plays the role of the referenced squat rack.

I'm going to make your mom my Puerto Rican squat rack.

by TheWetWillyWonder January 11, 2017