Squaffer

A person who is a bit of a pretender, someone who goes out of their way to ensure people are talking about them even though they are extremely shallow and lack substance.

Anton always arrives late so that his entrance can be seen by everyone. What a friggin squaffer.

by Big Eez January 24, 2012

squaffed

eating food with a ravenous delight

I just squaffed down that taylor ham and egg and cheese sandwich in 2 bites

by kearnygirl April 6, 2014

squaffle

A Street version of Ping Pong where four or more players compete for combo points. Usually has two net players per team and 1 back player. Combo's are scored by best tricks and combo's.

Squaffle at Radders house?

by aliw May 23, 2007

squaffle

A mix between a squabble and a quarrel.

Janine and Tim had a squffle about the pancake syrup.

by Daniel September 10, 2004

squaffle

A cross between a squirrel and a waffle. They show symptoms of rabies, and stalk people with a gaint fork if one steals their marshmellows. When mixed with sulferic dioxide, they tend to explode. These buggers were first discovered by crazy arse art students, after sightings of the swopher.

Dude, you better watch out, or I'll set my squaffle minions on you.

by Hibyrd June 4, 2005

Squaffle

A squaffle is an attempt to excrete methane gas out of the anal sphincter in secret. Upon being discovered, if the fart remains unclaimed by said squaffler, it is known as a squaffle.

An assumption that someone farted.

Who squaffled?

Yeah I was with her last night and totally had a squaffle. She is still trying to figure out what that smell was.

Dude, I'm pretty sure my girl squaffled last night.

by Lil popcorn popper June 14, 2016

Squiffie

1. When something goes wrong.

2. When someone is acting strangely.

1. "Have you looked at my website?"
"Nah, can't, my internet has gone all squiffie."

2. "Have you seen Dan around? He's been acting really squiffie lately."

by Kat H of the Sheffield October 5, 2008