squaddy

Squaddy - scottish for a member of a group of Neds

' Awright pal, hard weekend got a golden shower from a squaddy '

by Weeandy July 20, 2016

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Squaddie

A hoe who tops off the whole crew or

A thot that lets the whole team hit

Ima take this squaddie to the back and get some head.

by 100sOfAfricans February 15, 2015

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Squaddies are the dumbfuck new recruits in the army who think they're hard and go around in their shitty done-up cars and try to start fights with innocent people on the street.
They're also usually seen drinking.
And in big groups.
Because they're pussies.

Squaddie 1: 'Ere mate, look at that twat on the bike, wanna jump him?

Squaddie 2: Yeah mate let's go.

*squaddie 1 bottles biker*

by Giant Man-Cat September 3, 2009

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Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.

"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"

by ali December 8, 2004

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squaddie tan

A sun tan (or burn) gained by spending lots of time outdoors wearing an issue T-Shirt. Arms, neck and head will be exposed to the sun, torso will be white and pale.

A: You've been digging in the garden all weekend?
B: Yes - and I've got a squaddie tan.

by daemonchild May 24, 2007

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