Charlie Chatterbox

An loquacious (someone who talks a lot) person.

‘Are you working with Mick today?’

‘Yes I am, Charlie Chatterbox never stops for air! He could talk for England!’

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek January 07, 2018

Squaddie Mattress

A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.

A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek November 23, 2017

Council Teeth

When somebody has yellow teeth.

John :"Do your teeth work for the council"
Dave:"No"
John:"Well why are they wearing yellow jackets, council teeth"

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek December 18, 2016